Dear Governor Schwarzenegger –
I’m just an ordinary guy who is a little naive about how politics works. I’m hoping you could help us resolve a bet. My friend Sharla and I are trying to figure out why you would deprive your constituents the freedom to marry. Sharla says it’s because you personally don’t want the gays to get married – because of your church and stuff – but I say it’s because you don’t want to lose the money and votes that the Religiously Righteous keep giving you.
Either way you have to have some good selfish reason for spending $24 million of taxpayer money each year to block committed couples from making the commitment of marriage, and blocking churches from performing the ceremonies.
So, Governor, just between us, why are you blocking the political will of the people; why are you against the freedom to marry?